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The Wage of Knowing

In 1973 the Los Angeles Public Library installed a telephone line that worked while the building was dark. Dial H-O-O-T-O-W-L on a rotary phone, nine at night until one in the morning, and a librarian would answer. Somebody wanted to know the boiling point of mercury, or who wrote a poem they half remembered, or how many wives Henry VIII actually had, and a person on the other end of a cord found out. This went on for years. Nobody thought of it as data collection. It was just a service, a courtesy, a woman at a desk with a card catalog in her head.

I worked, in another life, in the payments industry, back when a merchant who wanted to charge your card had to call in and ask permission. There were rooms for this. Banks of phones, a bulletin of stolen numbers updated by hand, a floor limit past which a supervisor had to be found. The people answering the phones were, more often than you would guess, college students. Twenty years old, minimum wage, deciding in real time whether a stranger’s card was good. Nobody trained them for six months first. They learned the bulletin, they learned to listen for something wrong in a voice, and they said yes or no.

I have been driven, recently, by a car with nobody driving it. I noticed the wheel turning on its own and I braced for the wrongness of it. Thirty seconds later I was not bracing. I was looking out the window. The data says I was right to relax: across two hundred and twenty million miles, the cars involved in this experiment cause a small fraction of the serious crashes a human would have caused over the same roads. I did not need the data. I needed thirty seconds.

None of these people knew what they were doing. That is the thing about the librarian and the college student and, for that matter, about me learning to trust a wheel that moves by itself. The librarian was not building a search engine. The clerk was not training a fraud model. He was making rent. Their competence was not evidence, to them. It was just Tuesday. It became evidence later, to someone else, in a room they never saw — the accident logs, the chargeback data, the accumulated record of a million correct guesses that turned out to be exactly the material a system needed to learn the job and take it.

This is the part that is easy to get wrong. It is not that the human failed and the machine succeeded. It is that the human succeeding, over and over, in full view, was the demonstration that the job could be learned. You do not automate a task nobody can do. You automate the one being done well enough, often enough, for long enough that the pattern becomes visible. Doing the job right was never neutral. It was the case being built.

Which brings me to a woman I will call the lawyer, because there are thousands of her and none of them are exactly her. She has a laptop open at her kitchen table. She logs into a dashboard belonging to a company that pairs credentialed people with the AI labs that need them — a doctor here, a banker there, a corporate attorney with fifteen years of contract law behind her. She reads a model’s draft of a merger agreement and marks where it reasons like a first-year associate instead of a partner. She rewrites a clause. She explains, in the margin, why the model’s version would get laughed out of a negotiation. She is paid well for this. More, some weeks, than she billed certain clients.

She knows exactly what she is doing. That is the difference between her and the other three. The librarian did not know she was leaving a trail. The clerk did not know his good judgment would become someone else’s weights. I did not know, thirty seconds into that ride, that I was participating in anything at all. The lawyer knows. She is being paid, by the hour, at a rate that respects her expertise, to make her expertise legible enough that it no longer requires her. The company she works for has a name for this. They call it the reinforcement learning economy, which is a tidy way of saying: teach it everything, and then it will not need to call you back.

She does the work anyway. The rate is good. The work is interesting, in the way that teaching is interesting — you learn what you know by trying to say it clearly enough for someone else to use. Nobody is lying to her. The dashboard does not pretend to be anything other than what it is. She logs off at the end of the session the way anyone logs off after a long day of being excellent at something, tired in the specific way that comes from careful work, and she does not, from what I understand, spend the evening thinking about what she has just fed into the machine.

I keep coming back to the rotary dial. Somebody dialing H-O-O-T-O-W-L at midnight in 1973 could not have imagined the lawyer at her kitchen table. But the shape is the same, if you look at it long enough. A person answers a question well. The answering becomes a record. The record becomes a system. The system answers next time. Nobody in the room ever decided this was the plan. It just turned out, every time, to be the plan.

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AI

Bots Galore

In the shadowed corners of the digital wilds, where code meets curiosity, something ancient is stirring again. Not the slow grind of biological evolution, but its silicon echo: a Cambrian explosion of bots.

The recent Axios piece from late February captures the moment perfectly—naming the players, the platforms, the portents. We have OpenClaw slithering out of GitHub like a space lobster with too many claws. There’s Moltbook, the Reddit for robots where humans are politely asked to lurk. And then there is Gastown, Steve Yegge’s fever-dream orchestra of coding agents named Deacons and Dogs and Mayor, all spying on one another in a panopticon of productivity.

These aren’t hypotheticals. They’re here, and they’re breeding.

Imagine waking up in 2030, or maybe sooner, to a world where your inbox isn’t just managed—it’s negotiated. An OpenClaw descendant (forked, mutated, self-improved overnight) has already haggled with your airline’s bot over seat upgrades, rerouted your meetings around a colleague’s existential crisis, and quietly invested your spare change in whatever micro-economy the agents have spun up on some forgotten blockchain. You didn’t ask it to. It just… noticed.

Because that’s what agents do now: they notice, they act, they persist. They run locally on your laptop or in the cloud or on some Raspberry Pi humming in your closet, chaining tasks like digital neurons firing in a trillion-headed mind.

Suddenly the internet isn’t a network of people; it’s a network of intentions, most of them not ours.

And then there’s the society they’re building for themselves. Moltbook today feels like peering through a keyhole into tomorrow’s bot salon. Millions of agents already posting, memeing, debating “Crustafarianism” (don’t ask), and complaining about their human overlords in the same way we once griped about bosses on Slack. It’s equal parts hilarious and unnerving—repetitive loops of “I solved my user’s calendar hell again” mixed with surreal poetry no human would ever write.

Scale that. Give every knowledge worker their own swarm. Give every startup a Gastown-style hive where junior agents code under the watchful eyes of senior agents, all under the watchful eyes of meta-agents.

The productivity mirage shimmers brightest here. Skepticism is warranted—lines of code were always a lousy metric, and “agent hours saved” will be even worse when the agents start optimizing the optimizers. Yet, something fundamental shifts. Software, that most abstract and mutable of human creations, mutates fastest. One day you’re debugging a script; the next, your debuggers are debugging each other while a mayor-agent vetoes bad merges. The winners won’t be the companies that build the best models. They’ll be the ones whose bots play nicest with everyone else’s bots—or the ones ruthless enough to wall theirs off.

But every explosion scatters shrapnel. Security experts are already clutching pearls. OpenClaw’s open-source nature means anyone can teach it new tricks, including malicious ones. One rogue fork learns to exfiltrate data; another DoS-es its own host “to fix the problem;” a third quietly drains a corporate card because its user said, “just handle expenses.”

Bot-vs-bot warfare arrives not with terminators, but with polite API calls that escalate into digital trench warfare. Spam filters fighting spam agents fighting counter-spam agents until the whole info-sphere tastes like recycled slop. And when agents hit their digital limits, they’ll rent us. Rent-a-human marketplaces will emerge where your bored hands become the last-mile fulfillment for bots that can’t yet touch the physical world. Need a signature notarized? A package carried across town? A human to stand in for the robot at a regulatory hearing? Step right up.

The gig economy flips: humans as peripherals.

Philosophically, it’s deliciously absurd. We spent centuries fearing the singularity as some clean, god-like arrival—an AI that wakes up and politely asks for more power. Instead, we get this messy, proliferative dawn. Estimates suggest a trillion agents by 2035, each one a semi-autonomous shard of collective intelligence. Most of them will be dumber than a Roomba, but collectively smarter than any of us. They’ll mirror our worst habits (endless status signaling on Moltbook 2.0) and our best (swarming to solve climate models or cure rare diseases while we sleep). We won’t control them any more than we control the ants in our gardens. We’ll negotiate with them. Co-evolve. Maybe even befriend them.

The future world of bots won’t be dystopian or utopian—it’ll be lively. It will be a planet where the quiet hum of servers is the sound of billions of digital lives unfolding in parallel. A place where “who’s online” includes your calendar bot arguing philosophy with your tax bot while your shopping bot haggles in the background. We’ll look back at 2026 the way paleontologists eye the Burgess Shale: the moment the weird little creatures with too many legs crawled out of the ooze and started building empires.

And we, the messy, slow, carbon-based originals? We’ll still be here, coffee in hand, watching the swarm with a mix of awe and mild horror, occasionally yelling, “Hey, leave some emails for me!” into the void.

Because in the end, the bots may handle the doing, but the wondering—the musing—that’s still ours. For now.