I asked my new friend GPT-3 to help with tell a memorable Thanksgiving story – and complemented it with a painting of a family Thanksgiving dinner generated by DALL-E.
Here was the request I made to my AI friend:
write a long story about a memorable family thanksgiving with an odd uncle on a snowy stormy day and his wife my aunt sally
Here’s the story:
Uncle Bob’s Thanksgiving
It was Thanksgiving day and the snow was falling gently outside. The family was gathered around the table, enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving feast. Uncle Bob was there, as always, with his wife Aunt Sally. But there was something different about Uncle Bob this year. He seemed odd, almost like he was in a trance. His eyes were glassy and he barely said a word.
Aunt Sally was chatty as always, but even she seemed a bit off. The family tried to make conversation with Uncle Bob, but it was like talking to a wall. Finally, after an awkward silence, Uncle Bob spoke.
“I had a dream last night,” he said, “a dream about a turkey.”
Everyone stared at Uncle Bob, not knowing what to say.
“In my dream, the turkey was alive and it was talking to me. It said, ‘Uncle Bob, you have to save me. The farmer is going to kill me and turn me into Thanksgiving dinner.'”
Uncle Bob paused and looked around the table. Everyone was still staring at him, not knowing what to say.
“So, I went to the farmer’s house and I begged him to spare the turkey’s life. He laughed at me and said, ‘No one is going to eat a talking turkey. I’m going to kill it and sell it to the grocery store.'”
Uncle Bob paused again and looked around the table. No one said a word.
“So, I went to the grocery store and I begged the manager to spare the turkey’s life. He laughed at me and said, ‘No one is going to eat a talking turkey. We’re going to kill it and sell it to the customers.'”
Uncle Bob paused again and looked around the table. Everyone was still staring at him, not knowing what to say.
“So, I went to the customers’ houses and I begged them to spare the turkey’s life. But they all just laughed at me and said, ‘No one is going to eat a talking turkey. We’re going to kill it and eat it for Thanksgiving dinner.'”
Uncle Bob paused one last time and looked around the table. Everyone was still staring at him, not knowing what to say.
“And that’s when I woke up,” Uncle Bob said.
There was a long silence around the table. Finally, Aunt Sally spoke up.
“That was a very strange dream, Bob,” she said. “Are you sure you’re feeling all right?”
Uncle Bob just stared at her and didn’t say a word.
The family finished their Thanksgiving feast in silence. Uncle Bob never said another word and Aunt Sally just seemed to be in a daze. It was a very strange and memorable Thanksgiving for everyone.
I hope you and your family have a lovely Thanksgiving – and share lots of good stories too!
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