The most humorous response was from a man who said he carries $10,000 in his wallet at all times.
I’d like to meet this man! (Over a $500 bottle of wine, I think I’d kindly suggest he put that money to better use.)
“What’s in that wallet is my money,” he told my answering machine, somewhat defiantly. His wife, he said, has her own money.
He clearly thinks being a “real man” involves a fat wallet.