One of my colleagues sent along the following:
Flying on American Airlines the other night, I was watching as the flight attendants came down the aisle selling snacks and sandwiches. I heard a guy behind me ask whether they had receipts for the meals we were purchasing (obviously a business traveler).
The flight attendant called across the plane to her colleague working the other aisle, “Sally, do we have receipts?” Sally earnestly replied, “The receipts are in with the mayonnaise.”
This is the world we now live in. Your Platinum Amex card does you no good, but your receipt is in with the mayonnaise.