Why Does Windows Still Suck?

Mark Morford of SF Gate takes aim at Microsoft for the problems users have just trying to keep their systems running cleanly.

Why the hell do people put up with this? Why is there not some massive revolt, some huge insurrection against Microsoft? Why is there not a huge contingent of furious users stomping up to Seattle with torches and scythes and crowbars, demanding the Windows Frankenstein monster be sacrificed at the altar of decent functionality and an elegant user interface?